Saturday, November 17, 2018

November 16, 2018: IMPORTED DELICIOUSNESS


I found Mountain Dew and Rice Krispies Treats. 
I can't remember a time I was this happy.

A list of foods I miss (in order based on volume of joyful tears I would shed if I found them here): 
  York peppermint patties
Kistlercrest Farm apples and syrup
cottage cheese
Velveeta shells and cheese
Munchies (I saw them here once but they were like $8 for the bag).
 Pirates Booty
sugar snap peas
Stella Artois
 Hormel chili with no beans
Squirt
string cheese
Pilsbury crescent rolls

Egypt has GREAT food, and I'm so blessed to have amazing chefs working at the school and easy access to groceries.  So in no way is this a post complaining about the food situation here.  I am blessed.  In some ways food is easier here than it was for me in Kodiak.  But it doesn't mean I wouldn't cry if I saw a tub of cottage cheese in the grocery store.

November 15, 2018: Winter is upon us!


I was told when I got here, that winter gets cold, especially in our apartments.  I was told I'd need sweatshirts and heavy blankets and even jackets.  I laughed at these people.  I just came from Alaska and am used to actual cold weather.  Snow.  Cold rain.  When it hits 60 degrees in Kodiak, kids are swimming in the chilly Pacific and I'm busting out the shorts and tank tops.  A 60 degree winter was going to be a breeze for me.  For the longest time, I used just a sheet to sleep and only recently I began using a super thin blanket the school provided for me when I first moved here.

The time has come to bust out the winter gear.  I've had goosebumps for the last three weeks.  I've worn that light jacket for the last few evenings while going out and about.  And for the first night since being here, I was chilly enough that I had a hard time sleeping.   I was on a mission to buy a real blanket, but my coworker, Sherry, let me have her extra one for the year.  It was so wonderfully cozy to be bundled up on the couch.  It's feeling like real fall and I love it!!  This evening I was basking in the glory of my new blanket when a friend asked me to come join a poker game.  I initially said no because obviously I wasn't going to leave this pure bliss, but I ultimately decided friends are better than blankets, and I got myself off the couch.  (And I'm glad I did!  Poker is fun.  Who knew??) 

As I type this now, I'm wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt and have a blanket wrapped around me.  It's 68 degrees outside, and I am completely ashamed of how soft I have gotten here. 

November 14, 2018: falcon pride




It's a long story, and I'm still not quite sure of all the details, but somehow we had a falcon (or eagle) at school that needed to be released into the "wild."  There was also a trained eagle (or falcon) on campus too.   So our kids got to watch the falcon/eagle be released.  It was quite cool.  Then we watched a bird handler work with the other bird (I think the eagle).  This was also cool because it was from a distance.  There was a time when the handler was walking through the crowd of students with the bird on his arm and he got close enough to kids that the bird's tail feathers was touching students' heads and I was close to running away at that point, but I stayed brave for the kids.  From a safe distance we watched this eagle (I think) fly to and from the handler's arm.  Some teachers even held it on their own arm, but I of course was having none of that.

November 13, 2018: indecisiveness

For anyone who is actually paying attention, I didn't post a picture for Nov. 12.   I took one, but it was of my coworker's kid and I didn't ask permission to post it... 

Today was parent teacher conferences and also picture day.  95% of the time I don't care what I put on in the morning.  I grab something out of the closet, throw on a necklace and call it good.  I don't know why the combination of being seen by all the parents and also having my picture taken threw me into complete anxiety attack this morning.  (Have I mentioned before how weird my brain is and how it just freaks out for no reason sometimes, without any warning)??   Again, on a normal day I grab the first thing I see in the closet and I'm good, but today I think I tried on 15 different outfits.  Hated them all.  Ended up wearing the first outfit I had tried on.  Was 30 minutes later to school than I usually am.  And was in a bad mood about it all morning (until Amira texted and told me she was picking up Starbucks for us).  Immediately made me forget the trauma of the morning ;)

*Since this day I have completely returned to normal and have been able to dress myself in the normal 3 minutes.  Praise Jesus, because I have no idea what that was!

November 11, 2018: personal goals

Personal goal #1: Stop being such a slob.  Living alone is fantastic, but I have no accountability for how tidy I am (or am not).  Nobody comes into my apartment.   My apartment isn't the greatest place for hosting.  You have to climb 4 flights of stairs to get there, it's a bit small, and the inhabitant doesn't cook for anyone.  Plus we have great spaces on campus to hang out (rooftops and poolsides!).  My cleaner comes every Monday, so usually Sunday night I am scrambling around trying to pick up so she doesn't see how messy I can get.  I recently asked Hab (our amazing knows how to do everything on campus guy) if he could get some prints framed for me.  They were finished and he brought them up to my apartment while I was at school.  I was embarrassed knowing he came in and saw a complete disaster.  There was a bra laying on the floor next to my couch!  I'll set goals to change, but let's be honest, it's probably not going to happen.  Although about 6 months ago I started making my bed for the first time in my life, so complete neatness isn't totally off the table!

Let's also clarify- I'm messy.  But not dirty.  The apartment is CLEAN, just not neat.  Don't go judging me too harshly.

November 10, 2018: City exploration

A group of us decided to adventure this morning.  We hopped on the tram (paid a whole pound to ride... that's about 6 cents a person), and got off at a random stop.  We wandered around and found a market. The people here were extremely welcoming and friendly.  People kept shaking our hands and welcoming us to Egypt.  I even had two different people ask to take selfies with me ("blonde-haired" people are hard to find here and apparently exciting to see), which hasn't happened since I first moved here.  It's fun to walk around in friendly neighborhoods.  It makes me realize how much I would enjoy learning Arabic.  Just saying "Shukran" (thank you) in Arabic, makes everyone excited.  Finding a tutor is on my to-do list this week. 

I've decided that I am forcing myself to go explore every weekend.  It's crucial for me to get off campus and go see this city and its people.  I'm always happy I do.

Friday, November 16, 2018

November 9, 2018: hard rain


Today was a rough one.  I didn't have energy or motivation to get up for my Friday run.  When I finally got out of bed, I moved immediately to the couch where I stayed for almost the entire day.  I didn't have the social energy to go to church.  I did walk down to lunch but was so drained from just mealtime conversation that I came upstairs and cried.  This afternoon there was a huge storm (with continuous thunder and lightning!) and it matched my mood perfectly, which was oddly comforting.  Thankfully this funky mood only lasted a day and I felt back to normal the next morning.  I never know how long this weird brain of mine will remain uncooperative.  

November 8, 2018: Dominos!!


A great evening of dominos, macaroni and cheese, pizza, rooftop sitting, and good friends. TGIT!

November 7, 2018: quick lunch break


I really wanted a Coke today for lunch so I walked across the street to the little store to grab one.  (I can get 3 Cokes, a bag of chips, and a knock off hostess cupcake for 88 cents, by the way).  As soon as I left school I saw this man, his cart, and his horse.  I see mules and horses in the street every time I walk outside, but I still haven't quite gotten used to it.

November 6, 2018: Koo Koo Kangaroo


Koo Koo Kangaroo is the best.  Weird dudes wearing gold fanny packs and accessories who guide children in funky dances.  Noor told me she found a super trippy Koo Koo video, so of course I had to show it to the kids today.  Even they were a little weirded out when they were told to surf on a grape juice wave...

November 5, 2018: McDonalds!!


I ate Mcdonalds once or twice a week in Kodiak. This was the first time I have had it here (even though I can get it delivered right to school).  Be proud of me.  I'm a creature of habit and always order a double cheeseburger with only cheese and extra pickles.  But here, I couldn't find double cheeseburgers on the menu, so I went with a number 5 (since I know how to say 5 in Arabic... just in case).  I think it was a quarter pounder.  I also know "no" in Arabic so I was prepared to try to specify no mustard.  Turns out my server knew a decent amount of English, so I got pretty close to what I wanted.  After I finished eating, I went to my small group.  Many of the women in the group know Arabic, so they taught me how to say "without mustard and onions" just in case I need it in the future!

November 4, 2018: Just what I wanted to see...

This morning, one of my students came into the classroom and told me that he had to put special medicine in his hair at home because his mom found bugs in it.

This is on the list of worst things you can hear from your students.  It's right next to "I woke up today and my eye was pink for no reason and my mom said it was probably ok, so I still came to school."

I called the school nurse and she said she would do a head check for the whole class but that she couldn't get to it until after lunch.  Wanting to keep the bugs at bay, but not wanting to shame the poor kiddo who may be hosting them, I told the students that our school had to wash all the pillows and beanbags in the room because they accidentally got chemicals on them (best I could come up with on short notice) so we couldn't put our heads on anything while reading or working throughout the day.  They didn't seem to think this was a big idea.  Win!  Then I put my hair up in a tight ponytail and got to work.

Partway through the morning, I began to give individual reading tests to the kids.  When I test a student, I wear this big crab hat.  Lots of teachers use a "not now" necklace.  When they put it on, it indicates to the other students in the classroom that the teacher is unavailable at the moment.  In first grade, a huge crab shaped hat is a little more effective than a simple necklace.  My kids LOVE when I wear the hat and they all make sure I wear it when I work with them.  No exceptions.  I was wearing this hat today, and took it off in between students.  When I came back, I saw that my kid took the liberty of "surprising" me by having it on his own head.   Not the day for this little surprise, buddy.  I can't even remember the lame excuse I tried to come up with to explain why I couldn't wear it now when I had just been wearing it moments before... 

Saturday, November 3, 2018

November 3, 2018: market

This afternoon, a few of us went on a walk to a nearby market.  I hadn't been there before and was excited to explore a new part of town.  It was crammed with people, cars, vendors, tuk-tuks, horses,  and carts.   I need to make a point to explore somewhere new each weekend.  There is so much to see here.  I can't believe this is just a short walk from school and I hadn't been there yet.   We also rode the tram today after the market, and I now feel comfortable enough to maybe catch it on my own.  I have been on the microbus and in cabs, so I have a few different options for getting around.  I haven't done the tuk-tuk yet, but am not sure if I'll ever have the guts to try one of those!

November 2, 2018: insert barfing face emoji


A few weeks ago I went for a run and was chased by a street dog.   It was slightly terrifying, but I turned and screamed at the dog and it backed off.  Today I was running and a dog on a leash jumped on me out of nowhere and before I knew it my entire forearm was in his mouth.  The combination of me reeling back and the owner pulling him away gave me a chance to get away without him taking my arm off.  There were no bite marks, but I was left with a LOT of slobber.  Sickest gift ever.

November 1, 2018: ceiling fan #2? 3?


I can't remember how many times this year I've forgotten to take a picture until I'm laying in bed looking up at the ceiling, but I know it's been at least a few.   This picture might suggest that I had a dull day and not much happened, but it was actually the complete opposite.

We had our assembly today, and the kids were incredible!  It was a success, and I'm very proud of the students.   After school, to celebrate being finished, Noor invited me over for a glass of wine.  Afterward, we joined some other teachers on the roof for pizza, drinks, games, and music.  GOOD, good music.  (Well in my opinion.  I'm not sure if everyone else was loving the jams as much as I was, but I clearly didn't care).  Good country and REO Speedwagon (and I think we ended with some BSB) will put anyone (who isn't super lame) in a good mood.  Happy Thursday night to us!

October 31, 2018: Happy real Halloween


Tonight is real Halloween.  Egyptians don't celebrate Halloween as a country (which is why we make such a big deal of it on campus during our fall festival).  There are 5 little kiddos that belong to the teachers here, so they came around to our apartments and trick or treated.  A couple teachers were hosting a Halloween party for the teachers after the trick or treating.  I accidentally threw away my Gerald mask earlier in the week, so luckily I had this flamingo costume I brought from the states.  I was in such a terrible mood today that as soon as I put it on, I burst into tears.  I don't pretend to understand my emotions.  I know full well they make no sense, and when I try to rationalize them, they just get more intense.  I have no clue why I was so upset and cranky, but putting on this stupid costume intensified it for some reason.  I understood in that moment I wouldn't be heading to the Halloween party (I'm fairly certain depressed flamingos aren't too fun to be around) but I'd keep it on for when the kids came.  I had a phone date scheduled with a good friend and sent her this picture, warning her of how grumpy I was and that she better be ready for it.  :)   

October 30, 2018: Kid's still not feeling well...

I found another finished get well card today in the classroom with some new choice words inside.  I found it significantly less funny today (and highly disappointed that the student misspelled sh#t.  We've covered the short i sound, buddy) and we had a nice loooong meeting about kindness and had to get creative with our consequences.   As much as kids stress me out sometimes, if I ever decide to do something other than teach, I'll miss this shet.  :)

October 29, 2018: Get well.

During independent writing time, my students have a few different options.  They can write stories, make booklets, write comics, make lists, or write cards.  I have a tub full of blank cards.  Today, I found a get well card in one of my student's cubbies.  He had written it to another student in a different grade.  This is a picture of the inside.  I take mean words very seriously in my class, but I was glad I found this card while the kids were at recess.   He could have chosen numerous cards with blank fronts but he decided to go with a get well card.  It's like he's telling the kid that he hopes he can be cured of his stupidity.  Don't worry, there were consequences for the meanness, but I'm glad I had the room to myself so I could chuckle in private.

October 28, 2018: A case of the Sundays


I still haven't gotten used to our work week being from Sunday to Thursday.  Friday is the holy day here, so our weekend is Friday and Saturday.  Just when I think I've become accustomed to it, I'll make a mistake and tell the kids that our celebration is on Friday or that I'm excited to see them Monday when they come back to school after the weekend.  First graders are always looking for a way to tell their teacher that they have made a mistake, so I am fully aware of how many times a week I still misspeak.    Even when I think I've got the whole Sunday/Thursday thing figured out, I still have no idea how to feel about the days in the middle.  When the heck is hump day again??  How am I supposed to be feeling about the new position of Wednesday? Adding to the confusion, our school is on a 6 day rotation, meaning that not every Monday or every Thursday is ever the same schedule.  This week, Sunday might have a day 1 schedule and the kids will go to their day 1 specials at the day 1 times, but next week, Sunday will be a day 6 with a whole new schedule.  As much as I thought I would hate it, I actually love the idea of a 6 day rotation, I've just given up on ever knowing what day of the week it is and where my students are supposed to be.  I do know that day 4 is our sweet spot of the rotation, so whenever it happens to fall is be the best day of that week!

October 27, 2018: masks galore


First grade is in charge of putting on the first elementary school assembly of the school year.  We have to do something to illustrate "perseverance" to the rest of the classes.  We decided to do a skit to the book "Giraffes Can't Dance."  For those of you with kids, if you haven't read it, check it out.  It's a great book!  Noor was in charge of all the multimedia (which was a huge job), so I did the masks and organized the props.  Tonight I finished the last of them!   Some days I really, really love busy work.   So much of teaching requires you to do work where you won't see immediate results or feel immediate gratification.  Don't get me wrong, we are busy all the time, and teaching is extremely rewarding.  There are fewer feelings that are better than seeing a child's excitement over finally figuring something out.  (We call those Aha! moments, but I learned that Aha! is a swear word here, so I'm searching for a new term...) Regardless, sometimes you just need a week where you get to make 19 animal masks to feel like you got something accomplished. 

October 26, 2018: Alexandria half marathon


Today was the Alex Half Marathon- which I have heard is a pretty big event.  I contemplated running it, but didn't get enough training in beforehand.  Apparently people come from all over the place to run it.  There were some Boston marathon winners who were competing this year.  A few of my friends and I decided to walk down and watch it.  Last year the race went from the Citadel to Montazah, but I heard that it was starting from San Stefano (right by our apartments) and going to Montazah and back.  We got down to San Stefano around 5:50am, at what we thought would be the beginning of the race, but only saw a few dozen people down there in race bibs.  The race was supposed to start at 6am, but we fully acknowledged that this is Egypt and that things start late all the time.  Lots of people around us had racing bibs on, but we didn't see any race officials, or even a starting line banner.  We figured we must be in the wrong spot, but couldn't figure out where we should be instead.  At 6:20 we gave up and decided to walk to Montazah, hoping we might see some runners along the route.  We walked the entire 6 miles there without seeing a single runner.  Turns out the runners started just down the street from where we were, and they all ran the opposite direction toward the Citadel.   The day wasn't a waste though, because this was one of the best walks I've been on since being here.  We were along the water the entire way, and the breeze was cool and refreshing.   If I decide to run next year, I'll try to be better informed :)

October 25, 2018: The first big rain

I've slept through the last few "rains" here.  I've felt a drop here and there, but it hasn't really rained a substantial amount.  I'm fully aware that my idea of what real rain is has been a little warped from living in Kodiak, where it rains for weeks at a time.  But in my opinion, the little rain we have experienced here would still be excellent cookout/hang out at the beach weather in Kodiak. 

Today I felt real rain for the first time, and I was pumped.  The only terrible thing about it was that tonight was our Fall Festival at school.  We all got out at noon so that the entire outdoor campus could be transformed.  There were haunted houses, festival games, and food booths.  The school looked incredible.  Dozens of carpets were laid outside for preparation.  Everything was hosted outside.  The only things that weren't out in the open were the haunted auditorium and some of the carnival games, which were still outside, but under a covered court.  While all the school workers and parents were busily setting up, it just started POURING.  I felt a little guilty, but I was so excited that I got the hammock out, strung it up on my balcony, and just watched the drops come down.  The wind whipped mist onto me, and I was the happiest I've been here yet.  There were days in Kodiak that I cried out of frustration that it was raining for the 14th day in a row, but when you haven't seen it in 3 months, you miss it. 

Thankfully the rain stopped in time for the festival to be set up again, and there was nice weather for the beginning of the festival.  About halfway through the night, there was another downpour, which sent dozens of kids and parents running into the covered court, where I was working one of the carnival games.  This was a huge blessing for me because finally my students have found a new personal narrative topic to describe during writing time.  This entire year they have only really written about playing soccer, but due to this dramatic deluge, I finally get to read about a new exciting event in their lives.  Yay!

October 24, 2018: stay protected


Danielle has been helping me stay in shape this year.  When I'm sick of running laps, she leads us through a HIIT workout.. which h as been kicking my butt.  Tonight we ended the workout by walking a few laps around the field.  As the first sign of dusk, the field is overrun by bats.  Most everyone knows by now that I'm terrified of birds.  Chickens and pigeons are the worst, but bats, while I understand are not birds, are a close third.  I remember going for walks with my mom and Aunt Nancy as a kid and hearing stories from them about bats swooping down and getting stuck in ladies' hair.  (thanks a lot, mom).  I've never recovered.  I have found that if I walk at an extremely brisk pace and wear my backpack over my head, I can usually make it a few laps before my body is too exhausted from tensing and clenching every muscle I have. 

October 23, 2018: Huge head Gerald


I'm going to be Gerald, from the Elephant and Piggie books, for Halloween this year.  I made my mask last night but didn't really pay attention to the size of it until it was finished.  Might be a little huge :)

Friday, November 2, 2018

October 22, 2018: San Stefano


I pass by or through San Stefano a few times a week either on my way to the Corniche for a morning run or for my weekly massage.  Once a week I pass it on this side on my way to small group.  I like looking at it from this angle and distance.  When I first moved here, the walk from school to San Stefano was the first one I memorized.  San Stefano is widely known in Alexandria, where Schutz School is not.  It gave me comfort and confidence going out to explore, knowing that if I got lost somewhere, I could ask a cab to take me here and I could get home from there. 

October 21, 2018: Free hat

I ordered two bottles of wine from Drinkies this week.  When they came, there was this ridiculous black hat that came with the order. This is me trying to look thuggish or cool or something.  But instead I look strung out and greasy and a bit constipated. 

October 20, 2018: Med beauty


Another day of sleeping on the beach.  North Coast, I will be back.