My students are obsessed with Mohamed Salah. We are studying position words in math, so I made this poster. I got about a third of the way through it before I realized I was going to have to write "Mohamed Salah is between the balls." Don't even care. I contemplated placing the balls a little more tastefully so they didn't look as phallic, but there was clearly no fun in that. I love first grade because kids don't get stuff like this yet. A couple years ago my student teacher was doing a lesson about tidepools, and she was adding details from a text to a thinking chart. She kept saying things like, "I already have crabs, so I don't need more," and "I don't want more crabs." I was dying, which made her laugh, and pretty soon the both of us had lost it. I heard one kid say to another, "Why are they laughing, crabs aren't even funny." Most of the time, kiddo, you're absolutely right. But sometimes crabs are hilarious.
Sunday, December 16, 2018
November 19, 2018: Between the balls
My students are obsessed with Mohamed Salah. We are studying position words in math, so I made this poster. I got about a third of the way through it before I realized I was going to have to write "Mohamed Salah is between the balls." Don't even care. I contemplated placing the balls a little more tastefully so they didn't look as phallic, but there was clearly no fun in that. I love first grade because kids don't get stuff like this yet. A couple years ago my student teacher was doing a lesson about tidepools, and she was adding details from a text to a thinking chart. She kept saying things like, "I already have crabs, so I don't need more," and "I don't want more crabs." I was dying, which made her laugh, and pretty soon the both of us had lost it. I heard one kid say to another, "Why are they laughing, crabs aren't even funny." Most of the time, kiddo, you're absolutely right. But sometimes crabs are hilarious.
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